Elizabeth-Petrel

So, I've had this like six page essay on the short comings of Harry Potter in the works to post on here, but for what ever reason, it keeps getting deleted, sooooooo for now. I'm giving up on it. Really quick thing. Why the heck does Jelsa exist? Okay, he has ice powers! She has ice powers! He has white hair! She has white hair! IT MUST BE! Sorry, interwebs. No. That is not enough to base a relationship on. I guess you could make a loose argument of "Noooo! You don't get it!! He died saving his little sister, and Elsa would do anything for her sister, so you see they're both defined by family!" Welllllllllllll. Jack is not defined by his act

Weeeeeeeeee so writing the thing on the interwebs nobody reads. Anyway. I'm really getting annoyed by all of the Character/Reader stuff. The idea, to me is actually really interesting; you have a fictional story where, over the course of events, a character actually falls in love with the reader. HOW COOL IS THAT?! Maybe it's a book within a book, maybe the character is literally falling in love with YOU as the reader. Either way: freaking awesome. Then I actually started reading some of these things, and imagine my disappointment. Please don't get me wrong, I'm sure out there someone has really gotten this story style down, and it's believab

So, imagine for a moment you were reading a fanfiction for LOTR and its subsidiaries and you come across an O.C. She's an elf, with an unusual shade of red hair. She is not only a fantastic fighter, but in fact the captain of the guard! She is beautiful, has a deep sense of honor and a healer. Legolas is infatuated/in love with her, but his father forbids any relationship, but now there is this dwarf she is attracted to, but it's ohhh so unthinkable. Got a clear picture of this character? Does she sound Mary-Sueish? Well she did to me. And you know what? She does not exist in Tolkien's Middle Earth, buuuuuuuuuuuut She is, indeed, a rather pr